Dylan Meringue
The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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Abraham Pigeon
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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Penny Tool
Dad buried in landslide! Jubilant throngs fill streets! Stunned father inconsolable - demands recount!
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